how about this...

A few months ago i asked a very religious teacher a question;

//e:"Who is more important in your life, your wife? Or perhaps Jesus?"
Teacher:"Jesus!!"

S.I.G.H.

I could and did not hold my laughing. It was so amazing to see him saying that.


[bullshit mode]
But hey, a few weeks later i saw his wife, accidentally. Eeheheh, people that ugly should need a licence to walk in public. Ofcourse he didn't choose his wife.
Next time i'll ask him if he prefers his wife above some hot young babe ;-)
[/bullshit mode]

Yoo GYRON, since you're about the only religious guy here (AFAIK), what's your opinion about that?!
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  • : A few months ago i asked a very religious teacher a question;
    :
    : //e:"Who is more important in your life, your wife? Or perhaps Jesus?"
    : Teacher:"Jesus!!"
    :
    : S.I.G.H.
    :
    : I could and did not hold my laughing. It was so amazing to see him saying that.
    :
    :
    : [bullshit mode]
    : But hey, a few weeks later i saw his wife, accidentally [b][size=4]?[/size=4][/b] :-D . Eeheheh, people that ugly should need a licence to walk in public. Ofcourse he didn't choose his wife.
    : Next time i'll ask him if he prefers his wife above some hot young babe ;-)
    : [/bullshit mode]
    :
    : Yoo GYRON, since you're about the only religious guy here (AFAIK), what's your opinion about that?!
    [blue]Opinion about what? About teacher's wife or about teacher's choise? :-D [/blue]
    : [size=5][italic][blue]Dar[RED]Q[/RED][/blue][/italic][/size]
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  • : A few months ago i asked a very religious teacher a question;
    :
    : //e:"Who is more important in your life, your wife? Or perhaps Jesus?"
    : Teacher:"Jesus!!"

    Yeah, a significant number of "modern" Xians are what I call the Jesus Cult. They're so big on "having a personal relationship with Jesus" and "letting Jesus into your heart". Bull-freaking-scheisse. Jesus was all about personal devotion to God and love for others. Christians, IMO, are guilty of idolatry. They've elevated a man to godhood and are proud to admit it. They just conveniently excuse their flagrant violation of the 1st C through extraordinary feats of mental gymnastics which declare God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit to be all the same being.


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  • : : A few months ago i asked a very religious teacher a question;
    : :
    : : //e:"Who is more important in your life, your wife? Or perhaps Jesus?"
    : : Teacher:"Jesus!!"
    :
    : Yeah, a significant number of "modern" Xians are what I call the Jesus Cult. They're so big on "having a personal relationship with Jesus" and "letting Jesus into your heart". Bull-freaking-scheisse.[blue]good choise of words![/blue] Jesus was all about personal devotion to God and love for others. Christians, IMO, are guilty of idolatry. They've elevated a man to godhood and are proud to admit it.[blue]yep, seen it before[/blue] They just conveniently excuse their flagrant violation of the 1st C through extraordinary feats of mental gymnastics which declare God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit to be all the same being. [blue]same being.. yeah! ive discussed that else where befor[/blue]

    ah, yet another typical foolish religious thing...
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  • [b][red]This message was edited by DarQ at 2003-8-29 9:5:39[/red][/b][hr]
    [b][red]This message was edited by DarQ at 2003-8-28 14:36:1[/red][/b][hr]
    : : A few months ago i asked a very religious teacher a question;
    : :
    : : //e:"Who is more important in your life, your wife? Or perhaps Jesus?"
    : : Teacher:"Jesus!!"
    : :
    : : S.I.G.H.
    : :
    : : I could and did not hold my laughing. It was so amazing to see him saying that.
    : :
    : :
    : : [bullshit mode]
    : : But hey, a few weeks later i saw his wife, accidentally [b][size=4]?[/size=4][/b] :-D . Eeheheh, people that ugly should need a licence to walk in public. Ofcourse he didn't choose his wife.
    : : Next time i'll ask him if he prefers his wife above some hot young babe ;-)
    : : [/bullshit mode]
    : :
    : : Yoo GYRON, since you're about the only religious guy here (AFAIK), what's your opinion about that?!
    : [blue]Opinion about what? About teacher's wife or about teacher's choise? :-D [/blue]

    come on lionb ;-) try something better. its too obvious he cant judge about his wife :-D

    this!

    http://www.uglypeople.nl/?site=&page=850&onderwerp=vrouwen&vergroting=152212061026200114.jpg


    how about that ?!


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  • : [b][red]This message was edited by DarQ at 2003-8-28 14:36:1[/red][/b][hr]
    : : : A few months ago i asked a very religious teacher a question;
    : : :
    : : : //e:"Who is more important in your life, your wife? Or perhaps Jesus?"
    : : : Teacher:"Jesus!!"
    : : :
    : : : S.I.G.H.
    : : :
    : : : I could and did not hold my laughing. It was so amazing to see him saying that.
    : : :
    : : :
    : : : [bullshit mode]
    : : : But hey, a few weeks later i saw his wife, accidentally [b][size=4]?[/size=4][/b] :-D . Eeheheh, people that ugly should need a licence to walk in public. Ofcourse he didn't choose his wife.
    : : : Next time i'll ask him if he prefers his wife above some hot young babe ;-)
    : : : [/bullshit mode]
    : : :
    : : : Yoo GYRON, since you're about the only religious guy here (AFAIK), what's your opinion about that?!
    : : [blue]Opinion about what? About teacher's wife or about teacher's choise? :-D [/blue]
    :
    : come on lionb ;-) try something better. its too obvious he cant judge about his wife :-D

    [blue]

    [extreme mode]

    What about the choice between Jesus, his wife or his child minder that he raggs the sh1t out of when his wife is shopping? ;-)

    [/extreme mode]

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  • :
    [blue]
    What about the choice between Jesus, his wife... [/blue]
    :
    I had only D in Cristianity on infidel scale ... may be that's why I didn't know that Jesus had wife ... :-D

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